I don’t know if it’s the future of clubbing but it was certainly interesting. Last night I went to a night at London’s trendy Hoxton Bar & Grill (as The Sun would call it) put on by alcopop purveyors J20. In homage to the nature of their fruit-based beverages, it was for what they were calling a ‘mixed-up session’. Which is what exactly? Well, they’d got superstar DJ of the moment Calvin Harris spinning what I believe are known by young people as ‘choons’, while former Destiny’s Child diva and recent star of Chicago Michelle Williams sang live over the top.

It sounds a bit odd but it worked.

Whatever next? Pepsi and Shirlie reunite for a one-off gig backed by Carl Cox? Who would sponsor it? Hmmmmmmm.